Life at the end of the road

January 24, 2015

Goodbye Vodafone :-)

It’s been a while I know but I’ve just not had the time as most of the spare bits in between work have been spent trying to restore communications at ‘past the end of the road’.

Now I may do much ranting on here from time to time but I’m not actually one for complaining much when it comes to ‘goods and services’. Some people seem to make a career out of it but not me, if it’s carp I generally just go elsewhere and slag it off on here. Life is too short and I’ve far better things to do with it than spend hours on the phone trying to get refunds or freebies.

However my ‘communication dilemmas of late have driven me ‘right to the top’ of both Vodafone and Talk Talk. Not that it’s done any good yet, but we live in hope. As you know from my last ramblings, we’ve been living half a mile down a rough track without any means of speaking to the outside world since we moved into ‘The Old Schoolhouse’ a couple of weeks ago. The mobile phone signal at Arnish an Torran, IV40 8PF having ‘gone west’ sometime in December. Initially it being of little concern as we had a landline at ‘number 3’ and to be perfectly honest we were not going to bother with a new one at the new house.

The mobile works fine up there and you can get an unlimited phone calls SIM only contract for £10 a month. So what’s the point of having a landline I thought? A few weeks without a mobile phone signal soon put the brakes on that idea Sad smile Being a loyal customer of Talk Talk for years I thought I’d stick with them and just move my phone and number the 160m to the new house.

Actually that’s a bit of a ‘porky’ I tried various other companies online but no one is interested unless you take up ‘a package’ of carp that we neither want or can actually access. Eventually I gave up and went to Talk Talk’s website to do the ‘three easy clicks’ and was very quickly pointed in the direction of an 0800 number. Which of course I could not access cos I don’t have a working phone!!! No bother, I’ll do it from ‘number 3’ thought I and was eventually connected to the usual Bangalore call centre and told to phone back in 24 hours. Sareena did tell me why but I couldn’t tell what she was saying and gave up.

Another week passed by and still no hone signal so I thought I’d give Talk Talk another bell, sure enough it was the Indian Subcontinent once more and this time Rajeev who assured that he’s have me sorted in a few questions. First of which was “what is the postcode” whereupon I informed him that it was the same, so far so good, hurdle number one out of the way. Then came question two “what is the house name or number”, “Sonas” I replied, “that will be Gaelic for happiness” though I think that was wasted on him cos he didn’t know what Gaelic was. When he informed me that he couldn’t find it on the Royal Mail database alarm bells started ringing, ‘here we go I thought’ and said “well it wouldn’t be, it’s not finished yet and we’ve just thought of the name”.

Rajeev then informs me that he cannot install a phone in a house that’s not on the Royal Mail database, “how no” I replied off the cuff. That will be a bit of Glasgow speak I picked up from the wife and I could hear that it threw him off balance. Sorry, I mean why not to which he told me that it was impossible, but if I was lucky Royal Mail would have it on their database with 28 days after which I could apply again and they’d aim to get me the phone moved in 10 Sad smile 

He then apologised and asked me how I felt he’s dealt with my enquiry???? Well says I, “you’ve been polite, courteous and well spoken but I’m not very chuffed with the outcome”.  Chuffed? says he, pleased I replied Smile As soon as I was off the phone I was on the net looking to register my address with Royal Mail. Well what a joke that was, they want you to create an account, password and ask you everything bar your shoe size!! Beggar that I thought and dug further into the bowls of the Internet and found an email thanks to some dude who had been through the same performance with ‘big brother’.

Sorted methinks, not a chance, the day after they replied telling me they couldn’t do it because I wasn’t registered with the council. Straight onto the council website goes I only to discover the sharks want to charge me £88 for the privilege. You could not make this up could you, £500 planning, £900 building warrant, £50 to extend building warrant, God knows how much for the ‘completion certificate’ and the next 25 years council tax and they want £88 so they can send the bills to the right friggin address.

Fortunately my good friend Andrew just happened to give me Dido Harding’s email address last year and I still had it Smile Must be the time of year for our landline was off for a month last Christmas too.

Hi Dido,

it’s me again, Paul Camilli from Raasay. Of course I’m not expecting you to remember me but it’s a year since I wrote and I don’t think I ever thanked you for getting my phone fixed. Since then I’ve been very pleased with your service and thought I’d stick with you when we move next door. If only it were so simple!!

I am building a house 160m away and would like to install a landline there, you would think that to be a pretty simple request from a long time customer wouldn’t you, not a chance. Firstly I tried to do it online and never got by the ‘three easy steps’ before being told to phone instead, so I did. I was then told by the nice Indian lady to phone back in 24 hours!!!! what’s all that about? Anyway, I got distracted and never managed it for a week. The second time I called, Rajeev told me he’d be glad to help and it would be a easy task, just a few simple questions. Whereupon he asked for my postcode, same one says I, IV40 8PF all the houses at the north end of Raasay share this postcode. OK so far, then he asked for the house name to which I replied Sonas, which if you’re interested is Gaelic for happiness. I can’t find it says he, to which I replied, well it is there I can assure you, but it’s not registered with Royal Mail he replies. So what I says, my wife is the post lady so she’ll be able to find it don’t worry. No good says Rajeev I can’t install your phone until it’s registered with Royal Mail, that’ll be 28 days and then we’ll try and install your phone within ten!! But the house is just next door says I, what’s the problem. Can’t do it without it being registered he assured me then proceeded to ask me how I felt he’d dealt with my enquiry. Well says I, you’ve been polite, spoken clearly and done a great job but I’m not very chuffed with the outcome. Chuffed was a word I don’t think you must teach at the ‘Talk Talk’ training school so perhaps you should include it. I’m not actually from Yorkshire but it’s a very common word there.

Anyway I got in touch with Royal Mail and they told me they cannot register my address until it’s registered with the council!!! So I toddles along to the council website and the sharks want to charge me £88 for registering my property!!! They also advise me to do it very quickly as it can take a long time, though how long is not very clear.

So in a nutshell you have a long time and faithful customer here who just wants to transfer his phone next door and you won’t do it because the address is not registered. That’s a bit bonkers is it not, my account is set up, my credit good and I’m only moving 160 meters!

Cheers, Paul

Well Dido has someone who obviously is not from India ‘on the case’ and I’ve to phone her on Monday Smile

The Vodafone debacle

The phone signal finally returned to the schoolhouse on the 19th, only problem being it was on a network that none of us use. I’ve been taking the ships phone home at night which is on 3, and ‘lo and behold’ a constant signal on that phone and none on the three VF ones. Well I gave it a further 3 days and reluctantly signed up to 3 network. I’d emailed Jeroen, spoke to numerous help lines and wasted hours on line and all to no avail. I got my SIM and welcome pack two days later, stuck it in my phone and that was that, went home last night, full signal on my phone and none on the three other VF phones in the house. And there I would have left it, had I not got a letter today from Jeroen’s office telling me they were sorry I was leaving now and they had fixed the phone mast on the 22nd!!

Well, I was ‘spitting feathers’ and phoned them up, sadly it was once more ‘the script’ and the ‘merry-go-round’, this time from the delightful Catherine who kept me on the phone from Raasay to Sconser. She assured me that it was fixed and that the phone signal was patchy in my location because I was 12.5km from the mast, blah, blah, blah. Of course telling her that 3 had managed to give a signal from the same mast cut no ice, as did the fact that the phones have worked there for over a decade.

When I mentioned that my wife and son’s phones didn’t work she quickly told me she could not discuss those. To which I told her that I was so Pi55ed off with Vodafone that I was going to keep my contract going just so I could hassle them Smile

Better calm down now before I bust a blood vessel. I won’t even start on my other preoccupation of late, my solicitor and the Crofting Commission. That would really ‘wind me up’ Smile

Fourteen years

After such an absence, and with such a poor memory I’ll just have to scan through the pictures  and see what turns up. Fortunately I have some ‘crackers’ sent to me by a couple of readers.



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This will be the ‘Old Schoolhouse’ in the 1970’s courtesy of Mark, a former ‘inmate’ and geologist. I dunno if he’s in the picture but that is our bedroom!!!


Another great picture from Mark, this time the Nicolson’s house at Torran, which was at that time the Post Office and you can see the telephone wires in the shot.


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The electric shaver somehow got lost in the move, consequently darling wife said I looked like a pirate so gave me a pirate outfit as an anniversary present Smile I don’t think she could find anything else to go with the olives, roll mop herring and Dorito’s she bought me. well it was unusual to say the least but I got ‘in the spirit’ of things.

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Though I’m sure there is something in the company manual about ‘improper dress’ Smile

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It’s been a while, but our old friend Fraser turned up with one of Hugh Mackay Plant’s diggers on the back of his immaculate Scania.

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Digger in

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digger out, telephone Hugh on 07861 457 260 for all your roads and ditches, it’s not just Raasay he serves.

The house has also been getting much attention from Lachie, Donald and ‘John Norman’ and his team.

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Chris and Jamie came over despite heavy snow and treacherous roads, did the ‘roughing out’ and much more. Unasked for they put a power supply in the roof space for antenna booster, added extra switches and made some excellent suggestions on the positioning of phone an TV sockets etc. I was severely impressed by their quality of work, cheerful disposition and enthusiasm for our renewables.

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MV Loch Seaforth

Next to progress on the house, the highlight of the week so far has to be yesterday’s visit by Cal Mac’s newest and largest ever vessel the 7800t, MV Loch Seaforth . With both her Master and Mate from this fair island it seemed like a good place to do ‘anchor trials’ on her way south to Gourock.

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She certainly has a good turn of speed, the AIS clocked her at over 20knots down the east side of Skye.


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Those were mine taken from Hallaig


but these are from Perry who snapped the Hallaig and Seaforth from the shore at Braes on Skye.




great pictures for sure, thanks Perry.

Three Network 5 Vodafone nil

Well, that’s me back home after a long day, it’s 22:30 and guess what,

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it’s Vodafone nil and 3network 5, and this will be after Catherine from Vodafone assuring me that "We can confirm that the issues affecting network service across the Highlands, Scottish Isles and Inverness-shire are now fixed."  Aye right. Look at that, a full five bars on the 3 phone and sweet FA on Vodafone and I’m not the only one Kath has problems too.


  1. loved the Mug ha ha

    Comment by duncan boyle — January 24, 2015 @ 8:33 pm

  2. Think you have phone troubles, I live in the oldest rain forest in the world, by choice as I like the solitude. Land lines work most of the time, mobile sometimes, sort of or not, we have one solar powered tower that is on and off has very poor reach which i can only assume is due to the density of the forest, strange how a forest of high rise buildings in cities does not affect reception. Like you we have no mains power, something I love.


    Comment by Allan White — January 24, 2015 @ 8:46 pm

  3. Trouble with the EE/orange /t mobile signal around the Republic. .. weak and patchy, but working. .. there’s a lot of activities surrounding installation of fibre optic cables. .. This could have something to do with our problems

    Comment by The Peoples Republic of Northumbria — January 25, 2015 @ 2:17 am

  4. Even took 3 attempts to post comments

    Comment by The Peoples Republic of Northumbria — January 25, 2015 @ 2:18 am

  5. My phone saga continues, not only with problems with TT but Vodaphone who I was with. I cancelled my contratc at its end in august ended up paying 2 more months rental until I cancelled my DD. No refund from Vodafone but instead threatening letters saying i owed them £35. Ring them up (on the number provided on the letter) only to be told they have no trace of me. Evidently according to the letter court action is next but I have no way of contacting anyone who knows anything about it. Theft, demanding money with menace and dawn right deception me thinks.

    I would never have vodafone again and when my sons contract runs out in 10 months he will be on giffgaff like my youngest, half the cost and more minutes and data to boot.

    Hope you get it all sorted. I think these ‘communications’ companies might actually want to look up what the word means in a dictionary.

    Comment by Alistair — January 25, 2015 @ 10:59 am

  6. I remember when you and the Dude dragged the Applecross cable across Rasaay… What will you need to do to connect it to the new house?

    Comment by drgeo111 — January 25, 2015 @ 1:12 pm

    • Morning Texas, we were ‘ahead of the game’ when we laid that one Dr G, it’s already connected to the new house vie the ‘AC bus’, pure genius 🙂

      Comment by lifeattheendoftheroad — January 29, 2015 @ 7:17 am

  7. Make sure you have a dedicated double/triple socket somewhere with a shelf where you can charge mobiles etc.
    Something I didn’t think of when doing this place and wish I had.

    Comment by Kev — January 26, 2015 @ 7:58 pm

    • Aye Kev, you certainly cannot have too many sockets 🙂

      Comment by lifeattheendoftheroad — January 29, 2015 @ 7:16 am

  8. I’ve just ditched EE for A&A, after spending over a month with no landline or broadband – and this within half an hour’s drive of Glasgow! At least they answer the phone and you get to speak to a wee guy in India, or someone in Newcastle if you want to disconnect your service. The only team that went out of their way to help was the disconnections guys.

    Oh, and I was on the shiny new Loch Seaforth earlier, trying to work out how to beat the radios into shape. Looks pretty nice!

    Comment by Gordon JC Pearce — January 27, 2015 @ 1:51 pm

    • Morning Gordon and welcome, wish you could come and ‘beat my’ Land Rover radio ‘into shape’ it’s so bad that I’ve been listening to the same audio book for months now 🙂

      Comment by lifeattheendoftheroad — January 29, 2015 @ 7:15 am

      • In a fine case of the cobbler’s children having no shoes, the Midrange Rover has had a VHF and GPS aerial on the roof for about nine months now, and has yet to have anything plugged into the other end of the coax! The stereo has decided it only plays tapes, which fortunately is connected to an MP3 player adaptor. Might be time to get more audio books… 🙂

        Comment by Gordon JC Pearce — January 30, 2015 @ 11:20 am

  9. Vodafone is appallingly bad up here, too, in the far northwest. O2, on the other hand, works fine.

    I gather the lack of a bar on the Loch Seaforth is causing some consternation in the isles.

    Comment by Gary Sutherland — February 1, 2015 @ 7:13 pm

    • I don’t know that it’s such a bad thing 🙂 I remember watching the unfolding chaos one day when I worked in a cafe in Uig, when someone came up the ramp at about 45mph and rammed a bollard on the other side of the pier – they’d been in the bar the whole way across and by all accounts were in a fairly advanced state of refreshment before they even got on the ferry.

      Fortunately they were okay, as was everyone else around them. Their car was not improved by its rapid mid-engine conversion, but things would have been worse if they’d gone off the side of the pier onto one of the fishing boats below!

      Comment by Gordon JC Pearce — February 3, 2015 @ 10:44 am

      • Aye Gordon, you’re dead right about the bar and ferries, definitely better without one.

        Comment by lifeattheendoftheroad — February 5, 2015 @ 11:15 am

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